Like the ranger riding into town for Texas Red
I showed up early, I didn't raise my head
I asked around, but not directly about you
Like, "Hey buddy, what's a tourist to do?
Well, all those restaurants sure sound nice
And I'll be sure to check out Fame studios twice
But I was thinking a little deeper into history
Like are there any antebellum plantations I could see
That's right I'm a mid-19th century buff
Abolition, Civil War, and all that stuff
So, sir, while I've still got your attention
Could you mark on this map those places you mentioned?
Well, don't you worry 'bout private property
Swear I'm as respectful as they come, you see
I'll just get close enough to peer
I'll be so quick and quiet no one will hear"
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